i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
28 thousand notes, somebody call hollywood
Over 60,000 hey is that Hollywood I hear?
Yes, this is hollywood
hi hollywood, this is dad
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
FUCKING THANK YOU. LORD.
i can’t stop reblogging this because it is the best
wait a minute is that rapunzel in the second gif
hoLD THE FUCK UP
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT! O_O
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW STILES’ FASHION TASTE CHANGED?
IT’S NO LONGER YOUR CAUSAL PLAID WITH YOUR REGULAR PANTS OR SKINNIES.
THERE’S TRACKIES, JEANS, TIGHT SHIRTS….
His new style reminds me of a certain love interest we all want him to have…
old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face
Sometimes you have a favorite character and you just ship them with everyone because why the fuck not.
And then you have a favorite character and you can only ship them with ONE PERSON and any ship besides that ONE SHIP is just *HISS* GET OUT
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago